keinekraftzumleben:

if you close your eyes right before the train hits, your brain will think that you have died. some people find calmness in this.

this is wonderful

I needed a hair cut, for fucks sake.

she’s back. :/

Reblog this if you’re still a virgin.

lifeofaninternetfangirl:

sesameseedbuns:

thesmallestbot:

I want to see how many people are proud of it.

We’re like unicorns

sesameseedbuns: 

no one is majestic enough to ride me

we’re all on tumblr, do you really think we have even had social interaction with someone the opposite sex?

See what your followers think of you. Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
ANYONE?? NO OKAY.

don’t mind if I do.

bought a new book!

babyferaligator:

sneakin up on tha pussy

omfg. I can’t even.

don’t be afraid to say goodbye.