I want to see how many people are proud of it.
We’re like unicorns
no one is majestic enough to ride me
we’re all on tumblr, do you really think we have even had social interaction with someone the opposite sex?
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
ANYONE?? NO OKAY.
sneakin up on tha pussy
omfg. I can’t even.